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"Now I ask you one. What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs two thousand pounds, and lives in a circus?"
"That's irrelevant!" The official barked.
"'Relephant!' Hey, that's the answer!" Jak nodded sagely. "There's a whole lot of 'relephants in the circus."
"That," the official sighed, "is the sort of testimony we can eliminate."
Jak nodded again. "That's fine, I'll take some."
"You'll take what?"
"Eliminate. A nice, cold glass of eliminate." He turned to Usagi. "Hey, Boss, I'm goin' good, eh?"
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"That's irrelevant!" The official barked.
"'Relephant!' Hey, that's the answer!" Jak nodded sagely. "There's a whole lot of 'relephants in the circus."
"That," the official sighed, "is the sort of testimony we can eliminate."
Jak nodded again. "That's fine, I'll take some."
"You'll take what?"
"Eliminate. A nice, cold glass of eliminate." He turned to Usagi. "Hey, Boss, I'm goin' good, eh?"